Pizza? Up yours!

Do you remember Donny Tourette?



You know, of the band the Towers of London?



No? Didn't think so. If the answer to that question was yes, don't worry your secret's safe with me.



As i was casually eating my American Hot at Pizza Express the other day, using my cleverly printed off 2 for 1 voucher as us students do best in order to survive on non studenty food, a 'celebrity' walked in. This 'celebrity' was not Donny Tourette of Towers of London and Celebrity Big Brother fame but his brother, also of the same band. Now if you have been lucky enough not to have heard the Towers of London and their rediculous attempt at punk circa 1970 then you are lucky. To summarise, they sound a little bit like sid vicious vomiting up some poorly written lyrics about vermin with about as much swagger and style as Christopher Biggins.



I found this image of a member of a so-called punk band who supposedly resent the government and big corporations sitting in Pizza Express eating tomato and mozzarella salad with his strangely old girlfriend a bit of a contradiction. Now, correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure that Pizza Express belongs to a fairly large corporation and a restaraunt chain...



Perhaps that is why the Tourettes remain Z list celebrities and will do forever more. Even a brief stint on Celebrity Big Brother and a rumoured affair with a Geldof isn't enough to get this band of the ground it seems...



You're just not in it for the music, man.