Why, pray tell, am I at home at 10 pm on a Saturday night?
I'll tell you why. I have a dreaded case of the flu.
Today I took my first steps outside in three days. That is a bloody long time being cooped up in my small room ok. It was one small step for mankind and one giant leap for Laura Collinson.
I can feel my mind slowly collapsing in on itself, forced to watch sex and the city all day, every day. Listening to Carrie Bradshaw moan when she has a boyfriend, when she doesn't and in fact about every possible topic in the world. I don't think I like you very much Carrie Bradshaw. Screw you. You aint no female role model, you're just a...erm...moan-er. There i said it.
Right see, small insight into my insanity for you there.
I think I'm going to go and do something productive. I have an idea actually...it's starts with an S and ends in ex and the city.....
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colly col.
ReplyDeletei love this.
she does my flippin' head in.
over and out.
x.